Do you love dried meat products? Of course you do. Maybe not enough to eat a Beef-Potato Chip Chimera but definitely enough to squeeze your favorite cow-based meat-product through a food-safe caulk shooter like the Weston Original Jerky Gun. Carnivores, you're welcome.
The Weston Original Jerky Gun can press up to a pound and a half of ground meat through one of its four stainless forms for easy jerkification. Granted it can't slice and dice a Julienne Potato, but The Jerky Gun is available for $50 from Amazon. [Uncrate]
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