Louis C.K. may have a deep appreciation for cell phones and what they're capable of, but that doesn't mean he has to like them. In fact, if this clip from Thursday night's Conan is any indication, he absolutely hates them. And he makes some damn good points as to why.

Nowadays when something interesting happens, people get so wrapped up in proving they were there, they neglect to experience the actual moment. Which seems to raise the question: is a life that's distillable to a 3.5-inch retina display a life truly worth living? Answers must be expressed in 140 characters or less. [YouTube via TheNextWeb]