If You Use This iPhone App You Will Be Forever Alone

I Just Made Love may be the only free application that you must never download. I mean it—you wouldn't like to have this foursquarish app any closer to your iPhone than what you would like to have herpes near your genitals.

Can somebody tell me what kind of helpless imbecile wants to broadcast where he or she just have had sex, down to the GPS location and sexual position? Why would anyone want to click that big "Tell the World! ...make everybody jealous!" button? WHY? Can we survive as species after this?

I'd leave you to ponder the answers to those questions. [iTunes]