The Transportation Security Administration has released a list of the worst/best/most crazy things caught by their airport agents in 2011—including a whooping 1,200 loaded firearms. I picked my favorite top ten because theirs is not right.
I mean, the TSA list puts motherf*cking snakes caught before getting into the motherf*cking plane at number 10, and they forgot about the Batman knife or the fugitive who tried to sneak in a $10 million dollar gold brick that turned out to be fake. Come on! Here's the definitive list: