Theater has entertained man since the days of marble columns and poisoned philosophers. But what if the art were inspired not by medieval betrayal or star-crossed lovers, but by annoying middle school kids? Behold: Facebook tweens, a dramatic reenactment.

The video, by funniness group The Navy Seals of Comedy, is wonderfully inspired. If you try very, very hard, it almost seems like the dialogue didn't come from the sticky keyboard of some annoying 12 year old—but perhaps The Bard himself. I hope they make more of these. [DailyWhat via Reddit]