Dana Gould as Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius as Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain

Because why the hell not.

Foolish Vietnam Cop Almost Dies Riding on a Criminal's Windshield

You're plastered on the front of a hijacked metro bus, the driver is ignoring your demands he pull over. What do you do rookie, what do you do? Not this.

Tonight's Stoner Channel: Dr. Zaius on Mark Twain, Terrible Transportation Tactics, and Old Men with Lightsabers Ain't Nothin' to F*ck WithS

Barney Frank: Obama's Dispensary Raids Are "A Grave Mistake"

Despite assurances that the DEA would have better things to do with its time than crack down on pot stores, the Obama administration has allowed more than 100 such federal raids in the last three years. This does not sit well with Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass) who is has taken to loudly voicing his displeasure at the President, the media, and really anyone who will listen. "I think it's bad politics and bad policy," Frank said. "I'm very disappointed. I think it's a grave mistake."

In response, the president clarified his position, "What I specifically said was that we were not going to prioritize prosecutions of persons who are using medical marijuana." He continued, "I never made a commitment that somehow we were going to give carte blanche to large-scale producers and operators of marijuana and the reason is, because it's against federal law." It also doesn't hurt that President Obama's likely opponent in November's elections holds an even more draconian view of herb than he does. [The Hill - Image: the AP]

In Brazil, Stowaways Travel Happily Perched On Trucks' Rear Bumpers

Back of a truck, front of a bus, top of a train—it's all good until you let go.

Subwars (NSFW or kids)

Moral of the story: be polite and offer up that bus seat to your elders because you never know who's carrying a plasma blade.