Bigpenis, and 6.5 Million Other Sad, Stupid Leaked LinkedIn PasswordsS

LinkedIn weakly admits still denies it was hacked, despite the fact that you can download a 270 MB list of all its hacked passwords. Was yours part of the list? That depends—was your password cockmaster? Find out below.

The database check, LeakedIn (get it?) will let you check your password to see if it was part of the gigantic privacy dump. To no one's surprise, many of the leaked logins are supremely dumb and bizarre. How dumb and bizarre? Well, it's not like we're going to make a giant list of st—alright fine:

Actual Leaked LinkedIn Passwords:

buttcrack
swampass
recession
bigtits
squirter
hireme
grandma
shitabrick
fuckgoogle
fucksony
fuckmicrosoft
bobdole
methmouth
bukkake
privacy
welfare
hacker
anonymous
fatass
fuckmylife
milfhunter
iminhell
dipshit
fireme
ihatemyself
arrington

Passwords Not Compromised By the Leak:

linkedindoesnttakesufficientmeasurestoprotectmyprivacy

What do these say about the contemporary state of the economy, online security, and hackers? I dunno, but if you use LinkedIn, change your password right now. [LeakedIn]