Cory Doctorow, co-editor of BoingBoing, hit the motherload of all spam motherloads this morning, when he woke up to find some nitwit had visited his personal WordPress site and dumped a giant, rambling post of every SEO spam comments in their database. Oops!
Reading it straight through you will feel at first mild amusement, then subtle disorientation (as the reading-voice in your head starts to repeat itself, in variations of topic, like a loony tune), then resentment as it simply keeps going, and finally a simmering rage that such a thing just took up valuable minutes of your life. Because, really, reading this seems like an important thing to do—at first. All of the spam! Ugh. All of the spam 🙁
The full text appears below, for those late-night masochists interested in slogging through it…
Dump from a single spam submitted to a WordPress instance hosted
at http://craphound.com
Cory Doctorow
July 13, 2012
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