The iPhone 5 launch is just days away. Excitement is reaching its peak. Anything is possible. OK, well not anything, specifically not this.

So maybe not all the features in this (obviously fake) video by Aatma Studio are impossible, but the best one is, despite how soul-crushingly bad you yearn for it. You'll know which one I'm talking about when you see it, but for the impatient, it happens around the minute mark.

Normally this is when I'd wrap up by saying "maybe someday" or something, but no. Maybe never because I am pretty sure this kinda sorta defies the law of conservation of mass. But LTE would be cool I guess...[Youtube via AllThingsD]