This is a parody of basically any recruiting or welcoming video for any company ever. It's smart and biting and just really good, from some former Onion and Daily Show folks at ThingX. But it also may as well be Scott Pelley and the cast of 60 Minutes because the world is awful and you eat dog food and then go insane and help computers murder everyone. We're all having that kind of day, right? [ThingX via BuzzFeed]