Advanced Trolling 101: Think Big

You hate "green" energy. You love mayhem. You're an eccentric billionaire just looking for a good way to kill a Sunday afternoon. If any of these applies to you, here's a blueprint for the most advanced trolling the world has ever known.

Let this be a lesson to all of us: no matter what, we could always be trolling bigger, harder, with more ambition. Especially if we have advanced electrical engineering degrees. [xkcd]