When you're trying to one-up your neighbor's holiday decor, an authentic nativity scene on your front lawn is the least of your priorities. You want decorations that will have people driving for miles to see your home. Besides, who's to say there wasn't a glowing animated stegosaurus outside the stable that night in Bethlehem?
This prehistoric adornment comes complete with a festive red scarf and Santa hat that may or may not be scientifically accurate. Just because we've never found a complete skeleton with matching winter wear, doesn't mean the dinosaurs never accessorized. At $140 its five-feet of festive front lawn fun that's sure to either leave your neighbors envious or outraged. Either way, that's a win for you. [Improvements via The Green Head]