29 bucks. That's what Apple wants you to spend in a plastic case that will make your new plastic iPhone 5C look like a game of Connect Four. Today, Apple has turned the iPhone case market into a pathetic parody of itself.
Not that it wasn't already a pathetic parody, mind you. It was. A sad joke. A way to milk fanbeciles out of their hard earned money with expensive pieces of molded plastic. Because, while I can understand people wanting to protect their all-glass iPhone 4 and iPhone 4S with a case, I just would never, in a fucking million years ever, be able to understand why would anyone want a fucking plastic case for a the metal iPhone 5—unless that was a case that covered the screen. It's as stupid and garish as your old aunt's plastic-wrapped sofa.