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    Care BEAR

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    Image of RoboticSpacePenguin RoboticSpacePenguin
    10/15/09

    In reply to Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
    I had to pay for a replacement when I left my phone on top of the rental car. I should have told them there was a bear up there who needed to get online. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    10/15/09

    In reply to Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
    I see Stephen Colbert buying her a new iPhone within a day or so. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of PhiCancri PhiCancri
    10/15/09

    In reply to Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
    I wonder if the Apple Geniuses would have been singing a different tune if Kris would have been traipsing through Central Asia and used her phone to protect her from a Snow Leopard. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    10/15/09

    In reply to Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
    Why should the Geniuses care a whit about her story? If she has accidental damage coverage, it's covered regardless. If she doesn't, it's not. Simple as that. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/15/09

    In reply to Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
    Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
    Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
    Homer: Thank you, dear.
    Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this Zune keeps tigers away.
    Homer: Oh, how does it work?
    Lisa: It doesn't work.
    Homer: Uh-huh.
    Lisa: It's just a stupid Zune.
    Homer: Uh-huh.
    Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
    Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
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    Image of joe.glass joe.glass
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: Let the bears pay the iphone tax! I pay the Homer tax!
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    Image of dysan819 dysan819
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: specious? #iphonebearattack
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    Image of gyffes gyffes
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: specious reasoning #iphonebearattack
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    Image of qbxk qbxk
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: specious #iphonebearattack
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    Image of Gordon McAlpin Gordon McAlpin
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: "specious" not spacious. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of jmeltzer jmeltzer
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig: Won't somebody think of the children!? #iphonebearattack
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/15/09

    @Gordon McAlpin: @qbxk: @gyffes: @dysan819: If that's the worst mistake I make today, it'll be a good day. #iphonebearattack
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    Image of medopal medopal
    10/15/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_I'mMonkeypig:
    wow 4 "Typo hunters" at the same time, man you are so lucky, should get another star #iphonebearattack
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/15/09

    @medopal: If I was lucky, I wouldn't make mistakes. #RosaRocks #iphonebearattack
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    10/15/09

    @medopal: typo-hunters #iphonebearattack
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    Image of rasprenkle rasprenkle
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    Just imagine that thing in operation, covered in blood coming to scoop you up like a demonic care bear from hell.
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    Soldier_CLE promoted this comment rasprenkle was starred rasprenkle was unstarred
    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    10/07/09

    @rasprenkle: If it were that "hot zone" lighting up, I'd welcome it!

    Compare it to today's standards, where the "Doc" is working on the wounded while a gunfight breaks out. Today, you have a choice between the one man carry, two man carries, the belt carry, and the litter carry.

    BEAR, on the other hand, alliviates much of the problem, by allowing those one to four troops to continue medical aid or fighting, instead of them risk becoming additional targets by retreat.
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    Image of rasprenkle rasprenkle
    10/07/09

    @Soldier_CLE: Granted:. the least thing i would ever want is more of our heroes falling. I was just making a joke about Blood covered care bears!. But Cgarduc does make a good point about protecting the back of that thing! with armor
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    Shouldn't this robot have some kind of box to put the soldier in? You know, so people don't shoot him when he's being carried around in the open?
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    The soldier; who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/07/09

    @Bertone77: That's quite a spicy sense of humor you've got there, you old salt.

    Also, Archimedes' favorite spice? PAPRIKA!
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/07/09 10:06 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    10/07/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: These two comments are just fantastic
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/07/09

    @jakebathman: It was so nice of you to cumin here and say that!

    (It was either this, or a line about how that, despite the humor of the seasoned veteran comment, we should strive to be more cumin than cumin and show a bit more sympathy.)
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/07/09 10:12 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
    Image of Gann Gann
    10/07/09

    @Bertone77: Notice how gingerly the robot handles him.
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/07/09

    @Gann: Ok now I think we are getting a bit carawayed.
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    Edited by Bertone77 at 10/07/09 10:28 AM Bertone77 was starred Bertone77 was unstarred
    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/07/09

    @Bertone77: Nonsense. A robot such as this could only have been invented in the United States of Tumerica! Besides, puns are just anise thing to do for people. Everyone needs a little humor as a testamint to the human spirit!
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/07/09 10:32 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/07/09

    @Bertone77: Oh I think you mean a bit curried away.
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    Image of Yuppers: I love you Yuppers: I love you
    10/07/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I don't think so. As my friend Rosemary an old sage would say "Stories of mace and capers are always welcome."
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    10/07/09

    @Bertone77:

    He seems like a hearty guy, though. I'm sure he'll dill well with his injuries, given enough thyme.

    Hell, with how much he's been served, his uniform must be quite garnished by now!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    Anything that saves lives is good, and thos looks to be aimed to do that.

    A shout out to the carbon based battlefield medics: You guys are Heroes every day. Thank you.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    Soldier: "AAAAhhhhh!!! It hurrrts!!! I got a booo-boooo!!!"
    Care BEAR: "There there. There there. Here, have a lolli."
    Soldier: "Yaaaaay!!!"
    Care BEAR: "You're such a trooper."
    Soldier: "Actually, I'm a sniper."
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/07/09

    @OCEntertainment: ^^^ If wars were fought on Sesame Street.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    Awww isn't that sweet? That robot is taking that poor soldier home, where it will revert to "rape mode" and make sweet love to him with 500 pounds of force.
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    Image of PregoNation PregoNation
    10/07/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: God, that would be sweet.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/07/09

    @PregoNation: Ummm......... That's a pretty creepy answer. You're creepy.
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    Image of Dayburner Dayburner
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    How bout this. Give it a gun and let me remote control it with a mouse and keyboard from my living room. With the money the defense department waste already I don't see why this is not completely doable.
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    GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving promoted this comment Dayburner was starred Dayburner was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/07/09

    @Dayburner: Because you would have to put a trained soldier behind it, much like all UAV's are piloted by actual Air Force pilots.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/07/09

    @Dayburner: Because your accuracy in COD4 sux0rz.
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    Image of Dayburner Dayburner
    10/07/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: That is just crazy talk. It is easy anyone who runs is Taliban anyone who stands still is well disciplined Taliban.
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    Image of djheath djheath
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    How does it lift people if their legs have been blown off?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/07/09

    @djheath: IT holds them by their buttocks. If course, then it inches closer to becoming a pedo-bear.
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    Image of Barry99705 Barry99705
    10/07/09

    @djheath: Since it doesn't have the ability to apply a tourniquet it just passes the legless soon to be corps by, while chanting "Go towards the light"!
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    10/07/09

    @djheath: first comment that made me laugh out load in a long time.

    Thanks for making me spit coffee on my keyboard and monitor
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/07/09

    In reply to Care BEAR
    It might be able to get YOU out of Shoney's, but even its 500lb capacity will be unable to extract most of the rest of the patrons.
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/07/09 8:45 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/20/09

    In reply to Stuffed Animal USB Hand Warmers Quickly Brand You as "Office Weirdo"
    Is there a pair of matching slippers as well? Sometimes my, er.. I mean sometimes people get cold feet too.
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