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    Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon

    This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet

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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Oh boy, I'm glad I waited until I got home to open this one up. I'm going to need a beer or ten to get over the thought of this. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    What does a meat throwing sling has to do with
    Wait a minute... #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I respectfully exempt myself from this debate, having small enough breasts that wearing a bra is solely for covering cold nipples and not for any supportive purposes.

    I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
    Margatron was starred Margatron was unstarred
    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Wow, the bra-burning generation must be dead. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I think some things simply cant be improved on by technology. Nature made them perfectly to nurture and entice and outside of intervention of a medical necessity, if it aint broke, dont fix it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09

    @Curves: Exactly! Not to mention, these straps are gonna be very tricky to undo, fumbling around in the dark....

    Wait... what? #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of jayhawk11 is not a fan of scurvy jayhawk11 is not a fan of scurvy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Looks like she has Cheez Whiz in her chest cavity. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    11/10/09

    @jayhawk11 is the Governor of NJ: That's what boob fat looks like. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    newgalactic promoted this comment Nintenboy01 was starred Nintenboy01 was unstarred
    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/10/09

    @Nintenboy01: And yes, still remarkably similar to cheez whiz. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Nick Nick
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body.

    i cannot sit idly by as this sexism stands uncorrected.

    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her or his body.

    i feel better, now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Nick: Touche. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    "I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. "

    For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/10/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: NEVER!
    *chugs botoxade* #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/10/09


    @Kaiser-Machead: Botoxade! #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09


    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a subtle difference, but...

    #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I am confused how this is better than standard breast implants? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @thePrototype: It lifts and separates.

    But really, it's meant to shape and support current assets rather than augmenting them. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Isn't that the definition of augmenting? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Lite: The primary definition of "augment" is "to increase in size"
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    Edited by Rosa Golijan at 11/10/09 5:58 PM Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: I would tend to agree, but providing lift and support tends to alter shape, and as such make them appear larger.

    And, probably not much longer until that support also comes with the ability to insert saline/silicon to act as a sort of internal push-up bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Lite: True, but the initial concept doesn't actually add to the size of the breast aside from the visual effect that comes from the lift. #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Kelvin Ong Kelvin Ong
    11/08/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I know it is a little bit too late for a translation (It has been one day)

    *Male interpreter*
    Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!

    *The girl speaks*
    When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!

    When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!

    When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!

    *Man interpreter comes back*

    B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

    Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds promoted this comment Kelvin Ong was starred Kelvin Ong was unstarred
    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Mother of God... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of blash blash
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.

    That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    11/09/09

    @blash: Breasts are the central hub of the females womanship, it's not just a matter of beauty I think.

    Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
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    blash promoted this comment Edited by TheAlmeida at 11/09/09 6:36 AM TheAlmeida was starred TheAlmeida was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    @TheAlmeida: The complete removal (due to cancer or other reasons) is traumatic, just like it is in men. But size? Nope - it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean - and the same idea applies to women. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I like how the little inflatable pillows are called "God's Hand". As if He wasn't satisfied with the perkiness that he hath wrought, and decided to intervene. What a pal. *thumbs up* #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Thank you, Rosa, for asking that I watch this boob-laden video.

    I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.

    Edit: Forgot the tag!

    #RosaRocks
     Reply
    Edited by Gordonium at 11/07/09 12:07 PM Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/07/09

    I think if I watch it enough times, I'll eventually learn Chinese. At least it's worth a shot...

    And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Michael was starred Michael was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Gordonium: Oh, thank you so much for sitting through that long commercial and doing your best to help translate! So very kind of you. :) #inflatablebracommercial
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Michael: I'm afraid that I'll have to do a few Google searches to figure out if that's a compliment or not... #inflatablebracommercial
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/09/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Rosa, I was talking about the Gizmondo fiasco way back when--a soap opera that kept me glued to Gizmodo for at least 2 years. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @Michael: Oh God. I'd blocked that from memory. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of chodaboy19 chodaboy19
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    What if 1 side fails to deploy? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Gordonium promoted this comment chodaboy19 was starred chodaboy19 was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    @chodaboy19: Then you just play it off as a being a cancer survivor. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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