Oh boy, I'm glad I waited until I got home to open this one up. I'm going to need a beer or ten to get over the thought of this. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I respectfully exempt myself from this debate, having small enough breasts that wearing a bra is solely for covering cold nipples and not for any supportive purposes.
I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I think some things simply cant be improved on by technology. Nature made them perfectly to nurture and entice and outside of intervention of a medical necessity, if it aint broke, dont fix it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
"I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. "
For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.
That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
@blash: Breasts are the central hub of the females womanship, it's not just a matter of beauty I think.
Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
@TheAlmeida: The complete removal (due to cancer or other reasons) is traumatic, just like it is in men. But size? Nope - it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean - and the same idea applies to women. #inflatablebracommercial
I like how the little inflatable pillows are called "God's Hand". As if He wasn't satisfied with the perkiness that he hath wrought, and decided to intervene. What a pal. *thumbs up* #inflatablebracommercial
Thank you, Rosa, for asking that I watch this boob-laden video.
I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.
@Gordonium: Oh, thank you so much for sitting through that long commercial and doing your best to help translate! So very kind of you. :) #inflatablebracommercial
@Rosa Golijan: Rosa, I was talking about the Gizmondo fiasco way back when--a soap opera that kept me glued to Gizmodo for at least 2 years. #inflatablebracommercial
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Wait a minute... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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Wait... what? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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i cannot sit idly by as this sexism stands uncorrected.
I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her or his body.
i feel better, now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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*chugs botoxade* #surgicallyimplantedbra
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@Kaiser-Machead: Botoxade! #surgicallyimplantedbra
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@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a subtle difference, but...
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*Male interpreter*
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!
*The girl speaks*
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!
*Man interpreter comes back*
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES
Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
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That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
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Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
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I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.
Edit: Forgot the tag!
#RosaRocks
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And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
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That being said, omg that vid was hilarious. #inflatablebracommercial