Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

You know how in 1997's Batman and Robin Mr. Freeze shows up and starts blasting everyone with his weird blue ice and making bad puns? I feel like that happened in America this week, somewhere, and we just haven't found out about it yet. What I'm trying to say is it's frigggggggggin cold out. Also I get the films of… »11/21/14 4:12pm11/21/14 4:12pm

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Hello! How was your week? Did you bend your new iPhone in half with your bare hands? Apple would like you to keep your phone-bending to a minimum. But not me! Rigid phones are so 2000 and late, and you are avant-garde, dear reader. I'll send spare Ello invites to anyone who can twist their new phone into the shape of… »9/26/14 4:24pm9/26/14 4:24pm

There's a Sequel to "Friday" With No Rebecca Black But Way More Unbearable Awfulness

So what's your favorite part about internet sensation and untalented tweeter Rebecca Black's smash single "Friday?" If you said "I think there was a rap interlude in there somewhere that didn't make me die a small death in the most secret parts of my soul," then you're going to love this. »5/11/12 8:47am5/11/12 8:47am

Sam's Club, JC Penney, Staples and CVS Black Friday Ads Posted Now »11/11/08 11:00pm11/11/08 11:00pm just posted up four more ads to get you ready for Spendathon '08. Since nobody here really comes to read about getting an automatic doughnut maker from JC Penney for $99 (maybe you do?), we'll assume you're more interested in the Nintendo Wii for $224, Wii Fit for $78 and vaious Blu-rays for $10.87…