It's bad enough when I'm doing my paddocks with the Sears lawn tractor and I run out of gas and have to carry a 5 gallon container to refill it. How do I get this back to the garage if I run out of juice or the "battery meter" is a little off?
I'm seeing this phone-studded patch of Astro-Turf in my mind's eye. I'm seeing myself placing it on the floor of my office. I see myself getting a driver, settling into my stance, lining up the swing over everyone's favorite RAZR.
I see myself winding up. Par five my ass, we're going to the nationals with this one.
I agree with UntrueProphecy. Pretty to look at and very healthy for a city's runoff problems but entirely impracticable. Grass would be a buzzkill: 1. anywhere it snows 2. anywhere it rains 3. as long as people continue to mindlessly drop litter on the ground (main offenders - smokers, gum chewers, Tim Horton's coffee drinkers) 4. when your shoe finds that hidden treasure someone's dog left behind 5. when the dandielions take over 6. when burrowing animals take over 7. when City Hall has to choose between a massive Round-Up and pesticide spraying program or paying the wages for five thousand weed-pickers.
06/10/09
05/11/09
I see myself winding up. Par five my ass, we're going to the nationals with this one.
05/11/09
05/11/09
05/11/09
02/17/09
1. anywhere it snows
2. anywhere it rains
3. as long as people continue to mindlessly drop litter on the ground (main offenders - smokers, gum chewers, Tim Horton's coffee drinkers)
4. when your shoe finds that hidden treasure someone's dog left behind
5. when the dandielions take over
6. when burrowing animals take over
7. when City Hall has to choose between a massive Round-Up and pesticide spraying program or paying the wages for five thousand weed-pickers.
02/17/09