I must have a knitted minifig, but fuck-all if I want to take my hand at knitting, lest I want something akin to a LEGOland aborted fetus. I think I may have to shmooze some old lady to knit this for me, but I don't want to sink as low as Max Bialystock did in The Producers....
@switchblade saints: It's obvious. She is wearing the ceremonial face paint markings required by her bizarre religion. Can't you see her hands are clasped in prayer as she worships at her embroidered altar..
@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Yeah, I know. I sort of did that on purpose. (I otherwise pretty much rarely curse). I guess you could say I'm on an extended rumspringa with a penchant for irony. :)
@an skyline: We all have our little indulgences. Some people take the extra piece of pie at dinner. Others eschew generations of tradition to sneak in a little internet every now and then.
Am I the only parent around here? Babies shouldn't wear mittens too often or it impedes their learning the sense of touch. Kids need the tactile feedback to develop properly.
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or do I?....
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......and one for me.
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Also, why isn't there a Hula Oola? You know - to put on the dashboard.
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As an Amish person (Mennonite, actually), this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
If anything could possibly bridge the gap between the English and the Elders, this is it!
We need this in Lancaster County and we need it NOW!!!
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@an skyline: We all have our little indulgences. Some people take the extra piece of pie at dinner. Others eschew generations of tradition to sneak in a little internet every now and then.
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Hows my 2 year old going to light my cigarette for me?
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She pulls the smoke out of the pack with her teeth and stands on her tippy-toes to lean up to the stove top, just like before.
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I mean, my nephew only wears a Santa hat once a year, but it's still adoooooorable.
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No Mittens Outside! To encourage endurance and strength!
Yes Mittens Inside! To encourage adoooooorrrible!
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agreed....Looks like you might be on to something with that name. Run to the patent office quick.
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