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12/08/08
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What?!?! Don't look at me like that! ...don't act like you weren't curious too!
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Back in the Garden of Eden, when God was done making Adam and Eve, He went to them and said that He had a bag of leftover parts and features and asked them, who wanted what feature. He said one of the leftovers was the ability to pee standing up. Adam was thrilled and said "ME ME, I want that" and seeing as how it made Adam so happy, Eve said, sure, he cant have that, so off Adam went, peeing on trees, and whatnot. In the meantime, God turns to Eve and said "Let me see what I have left over for you....Oh yes....multiple orgasms."
Go ahead. Pee on that tree.
12/09/08
Yes, and the ones you buy are pretty cool too...
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Yeah, and you're about to be the juiceman....