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Steampunk Masturbation Device Invented by Internet Anal-Retentive Nerd Guru Merlin Mann
If you thought Merlin Mann was only good at making up ways to file all your emails into one of 43 correct folders, think again. He's also good at comedy. And masturbating. And steampunk. What do you get when you combine the three? This pretty damn great video. If you're lost, watch it after the jump as Merlin explains his hobby in intricate detail. It's not NSFW, but we didn't want to piss off the lady that works at Martha Stewart who wrote to us one time. On the other hand, she's probably long gone. More »
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Tenga Flip Hole Masturbatory Machine Has Me Foxed
I am ashamed to say that the first time I saw this, I thought it a clamshell phone concept. Called the Tenga Flip Hole onacup, it's a *whispers* wanking machine that opens up so you can clean it easily. It's made of silicon, and there are vacuum and pump buttons buttons on it for you to adjust the side and, er, pump. It's good for fifty goes, apparently, and will cost you $99, for which they throw in three pots of lube. There's a fascinating birds-eye view of it after the jump. More »
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The Rubbot Male Sex Gadget is in Beta, Looks Slightly Dangerous
The Rubbot may be on the periphery of gadgetdom, but at the same time it stands for everything we believe technology can do. Yes, it's a male sex toy that allows you to rub yourself silly without using your hands—hence, rubbot. The creators are in the beta stage (beta testers wanted!) and made this video to show just how far they have to go. After seeing what it did to that beer bottle, there's no way we're sticking our dorks into that. That's what interns are for. [Rubbot via Fleshbot]
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Japanese Robotech Thruster Sex Machine
Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine. More »
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