I see where this is going. Clearly the editor has forwarded all the contests@gizmondo.com messages to a buddy's e-mail address as a prank.
Now ask a question no sane person would ask on the internet. "what kind of Bionic Upgrades do you want?"
Now the unsuspecting recipient gets a quarter million e-mails from countless unknown people. The body of all the messages contain the phrase "A robotic hand with a pocket-p***y!"
Such a brilliant prank will have the entire office laughing for hours. I love it. #photoshopcontest
If you want a fantastic photo editor for Android, I suggest PicSay Pro. It's not free (though there is a free trial version), but for the small price it does much, much more. Soft focus, vignetting, many filters, word balloons, image distortion (ie goo, or warping) curved and warpable text, painting, history painting, applying effects via image masking (ie only blur or desaturate masked portions)... plus all of the stuff this Photoshop app does.
I've actually done some pretty nice image edits with it, and it's not huge (only 1.57M) and will save to SD, or export to email, gmail, messaging, or auto set as contact icon, wallpaper or faves icon. Extremely powerful for a phone-based image editor. I bought it after five minutes of playing with the trial version. If you have an Android device and like playing with images, then this is easily a "must have" app, in my opinion. #photoshop
@spline9: I tried this Photoshop app, for nearly 1 meg, it's garbage. It barely does anything, and what it does do, it does sloooooowly. Without history painting it can't do much of anything useful. The free PicSay will do all this does, and more, and with more sharing and export options.
Here's a quick sample of a 1 minute edit with Picsay. It's my cat, taken with the G1, and given a vignetting, and then a blur, history painted to leave the middle more in soft focus, and then slightly sepia-toned. #photoshop
As an attempt to be serious...nothing could actually be better to have at the end of a bionic arm than a hand. Think about all the great things that hands can do. #photoshopcontest
Finally, I always seem to miss the announcements for these but now I can finally get in on the action. Tired of reading the gallery post and wish I'd spotted the contest announcement. #photoshopcontest
...ALL your ideas involve characters from beloved children's stories involved in graphic sexual activity. Give it a rest, would ya? Remember that mural i commissioned you to paint at the old folks home? Yeah. That didn't work out so well. #photoshopcontest
First of all, I was stoned off my ass on PCP. Which is why I was naked when I painted it, why I painted it with feces, and why I bludgeoned that orderly.
Second, it worked out just fine. You know why people go to old folks homes? They go there to die. So some old people stroked out when they saw it. Big hairy deal. After their families were done yelling and suing, they were pretty happy that they didn't have to pay those bills.
Third, killing old people saves money. Don't like taxes? Kill a senior citizen. The less people on SSI and Medicare, the better.
So I will keep on doing paintings of that scene in "Mary Poppins" where Dick Van Dyke fists Julie Andrews. Sure, it's vulgar but while everyone is getting pissy about that, they never give me credit for the stuff in the background like Pluto mounting Donald Duck. #photoshopcontest
@badhatharry: That's where we differ. I prefer two fingers in a rocks glass over one ice cube and the coffee with a teaspoon of sugar and a dose of skim milk. #photoshopcontest
@OMG! Ponies!: Ah! The release of the succulent aroma before it's decent; the grandiloquence of it's stature amongst it's peers as it flood's the bottom of the glass; the impervious flow through the rocky terrain as it inches toward its destiny with such brilliant viscosity.
All of frooch's gadgets are powered by a kinetic generator strategically placed inside his fleshlight. And he's actually selling wattage back to the grid. #photoshopcontest
Photoshopping isn't really needed because the answer is simple. Electronics run on smoke. Seriously. How many electronic devices have you gotten to work after you let the smoke out?
@bkavan75: I've dealt with many nurses (I worked in an OR at the time) who have had a $1000+ glass of water, which they proceed to spill on their laptop. I love the ensuing conversation:
Nurse: (on the phone requesting tech support) I have a laptop that stopped working.
Me: *sigh* What's "not working" about it?
Nurse: it won't turn on
Me: Is it plugged in? Sometimes the last person to use it forgets to plug it in to charge it....
Nurse: Yep it's plugged in.
Me: Do you remember when it last worked?
Nurse: I was using like 10 minutes ago.
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Me: (on arriving at the location) Hey you guys should call housekeeping, the floor is wet under this laptop cart. By the way, any thing else I should know about? Maybe why there is water dripping from the laptop case.
Nurse: Oh, yeah, right before I called you to come down here, I accidentally spilled water on the computer.
Me: Good to know.
Nurse: Can you fix it?
Me: no.
Nurse: Really?
Me: yep
Nurse: So now what?
Me: well, I suppose if you need a laptop, someone is going to have to buy a new one. #photoshopcontest
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Now ask a question no sane person would ask on the internet. "what kind of Bionic Upgrades do you want?"
Now the unsuspecting recipient gets a quarter million e-mails from countless unknown people. The body of all the messages contain the phrase "A robotic hand with a pocket-p***y!"
Such a brilliant prank will have the entire office laughing for hours. I love it. #photoshopcontest
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I've actually done some pretty nice image edits with it, and it's not huge (only 1.57M) and will save to SD, or export to email, gmail, messaging, or auto set as contact icon, wallpaper or faves icon. Extremely powerful for a phone-based image editor. I bought it after five minutes of playing with the trial version. If you have an Android device and like playing with images, then this is easily a "must have" app, in my opinion. #photoshop
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PicSay Pro is awesome. The devs are very supportive and good about keeping it updated, too.
I'll give this Photoshop a whirl, though... #photoshop
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@spline9: I tried this Photoshop app, for nearly 1 meg, it's garbage. It barely does anything, and what it does do, it does sloooooowly. Without history painting it can't do much of anything useful. The free PicSay will do all this does, and more, and with more sharing and export options.
Here's a quick sample of a 1 minute edit with Picsay. It's my cat, taken with the G1, and given a vignetting, and then a blur, history painted to leave the middle more in soft focus, and then slightly sepia-toned. #photoshop
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Best ever #photoshopcontest
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[www.cafepress.com] #photoshopcontest
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Your imagination scares me...
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...ALL your ideas involve characters from beloved children's stories involved in graphic sexual activity. Give it a rest, would ya? Remember that mural i commissioned you to paint at the old folks home? Yeah. That didn't work out so well. #photoshopcontest
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First of all, I was stoned off my ass on PCP. Which is why I was naked when I painted it, why I painted it with feces, and why I bludgeoned that orderly.
Second, it worked out just fine. You know why people go to old folks homes? They go there to die. So some old people stroked out when they saw it. Big hairy deal. After their families were done yelling and suing, they were pretty happy that they didn't have to pay those bills.
Third, killing old people saves money. Don't like taxes? Kill a senior citizen. The less people on SSI and Medicare, the better.
So I will keep on doing paintings of that scene in "Mary Poppins" where Dick Van Dyke fists Julie Andrews. Sure, it's vulgar but while everyone is getting pissy about that, they never give me credit for the stuff in the background like Pluto mounting Donald Duck. #photoshopcontest
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Scotch in a rocks glass. Splash of water, no ice. Coffee, black. Like my soul.
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You're a little bit country... #photoshopcontest
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Scotch is alright, I guess. #photoshopcontest
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so, in other words, it hasn't done much in the last 8 months except cost you trillions of dollars? #photoshopcontest
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Nurse: (on the phone requesting tech support) I have a laptop that stopped working.
Me: *sigh* What's "not working" about it?
Nurse: it won't turn on
Me: Is it plugged in? Sometimes the last person to use it forgets to plug it in to charge it....
Nurse: Yep it's plugged in.
Me: Do you remember when it last worked?
Nurse: I was using like 10 minutes ago.
....
Me: (on arriving at the location) Hey you guys should call housekeeping, the floor is wet under this laptop cart. By the way, any thing else I should know about? Maybe why there is water dripping from the laptop case.
Nurse: Oh, yeah, right before I called you to come down here, I accidentally spilled water on the computer.
Me: Good to know.
Nurse: Can you fix it?
Me: no.
Nurse: Really?
Me: yep
Nurse: So now what?
Me: well, I suppose if you need a laptop, someone is going to have to buy a new one. #photoshopcontest