@karatecarrot: Hey, least it's got the Ghostbusters theme song playing. I get mighty jolly everytime I hear that tune. The silly dancing is not bad. #spiderbotpumpkin
@Curves: So if I dance for you, you'll like me more? Is that what you're saying? *plays Sugar Hill Gangs Apache* Oh yeah! Thats right...! #spiderbotpumpkin
And it just so happens to look like the Master Sword. Neat.
On the topic of Jack-o-lanters though, how do you keep them from rotting after you carve them? I just made one for the first time (which is sad because I'm 22 years old) and the thing was all gross and nasty after two days. #pumpkinpalstake
@Benguin: Rub that thing down with some vasoline. It'll keep it from rotting for weeks. A light layer across the outside and any exposed innards works wonders. #pumpkinpalstake
I think nearly any of us would light up with a sword stuck in us, but the depressing part is that we only wasted ten bucks to impale the poor All Hallows Eve squash. Perhaps if they sold it for three figures the pumpkin could know that their life was truly appreciated.
Nah, screw it. Damn pumpkins always scaring me this time of year deserve the depressing reality of a ten dollar sword in the - er - skull. #pumpkinpalstake
@B-low: @I'm@work,shhhhh.: Yeah well you crazy cybermonkeys enjoy your shit-laced fellatio. I for one prefer more standard (as in zero kaka involved) fare.
@B-low: That would be blumpkin pie, which takes the regularly depraved blumpkin, adds a pie tin, and plenty of coprophagous shenanigans. Basically, 1 girl 1 tin. I think this is made worse by the fact that there are actually names hitting below 4 syllables to identify these acts. #techpumpkins
@Intelext: If your neighborhood considered you the laughing stock because of this, then you're only revealing how low your neighbors are on the evolutionary ladder.
@Geisrud: A BB gun and some decent aim should do the trick. Also, a handle of Jack Daniels helps the time pass by, but it tends to negatively affect your aim.
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Mine's better! :( #spiderbotpumpkin
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On the topic of Jack-o-lanters though, how do you keep them from rotting after you carve them? I just made one for the first time (which is sad because I'm 22 years old) and the thing was all gross and nasty after two days. #pumpkinpalstake
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Nah, screw it. Damn pumpkins always scaring me this time of year deserve the depressing reality of a ten dollar sword in the - er - skull. #pumpkinpalstake
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PANANANAAAAAAAAA *Zelda's chest opening fanfare*
*spins around and raise the sword*
*fall from dizziness*
@_@ #pumpkinpalstake
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*puts on sunglasses* #techpumpkins
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And by squirrels, I do mean the little grey tree rats that decimate my pumpkins by the end of the evening
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