‘Tis the season for Girl Scout cookies, and everyone’s buzzing about a new guide from the folks behind the Vivino wine app, suggesting 12 wines to pair with 12 different types of Girl Scout cookies. Really? We were skeptical, so Gizmodo actually drank wine with Thin Mints and Trefoils. For you.


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There is a science to food and wine pairings. Wine has four essential components: acidity, tannin, alcohol, and sweetness (or the lack thereof). Those same components are also found in foods. So when it comes to pairing wines with various foods, the idea is to find flavor profiles that complement each other, either through contrasting elements, or matching similar ones. “You’re basically looking for same or opposite,” Chicago-based sommelier Julia Burke told Gizmodo.

We asked a helpful young staffer named Jasper at Silver Lake Wine in Los Angeles to pick out five wines, loosely based on the Vivino guide, to pair with Trefoils, Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, Thin Mints, and Tagalongs (these are, in our humble opinion, the only good cookies). Then we rounded up five people to participate in a cookie-and-wine pairing taste test: Gia Mora, actor/singer; Sera Trimble, stunt car driver; Karen Gorostieta, property manager; Gizmodo science editor Jennifer Ouellette (yours truly); and Sean Carroll, Caltech physicist. (Full disclosure: Carroll is my husband.)


So how did each cookie-and-wine pairing fare? Here are our rankings, from best to worst.

Trefoils with 2013 Rudolf Furst Riesling

This was by far the best match-up, featuring a crisp, light Riesling that wasn’t cloyingly sweet. Everyone was unanimous about how well the buttery simplicity of this simple shortbread cookie paired with the wine.

“Riesling is known for its acidity, as well as a sweetness to balance that out,” Burke said. That acidity cuts through the fat and butter that forms the base of the shortbread cookie—a contrasting element—but the tinge of residual sugar in the wine matches the cookie’s sweetness. A light sparkling rosé might also pair well with a Trefoil, so long as you avoid the super-dry (Brut) bottles.

Samoas with 2007 R. Lopez de Heredia Rioja Crianza Vina Cubillo

It has to be said: this was not a very good Rioja. As Gorostieta observed, “This is more of a table wine for the end of the party when you’re already drunk.” But something magical happened when we took a bite of Samoa cookie, followed by a Rioja chaser. The cookie brought out notes of coconut, cloves, and cinnamon in an otherwise undrinkable wine, making it pleasantly palatable. That’s the genius of a really good pairing.



Burke wasn’t surprised at all by this. “Spanish wines use American oak, which has a distinctive coconut flavor,” she said, along with notes of cinnamon and clove. “The Samoa has that same coconut flavor, so it’s going to draw out the nicer aspects of the Rioja.”

Do-Si-Dos with 2014 Rhythm Bike Path Zinfandel

Here’s a pairing that will take you straight back to the beloved flavors of childhood. The combination of a young, very jammy Zinfandel and the “straight-up peanut butter bomb” (per Carroll) of the Do-Si-Do tastes just like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And no fancy organic peanut butter and artisanal jam, either. We’re talking Jiff and Welch’s grape jelly.


Burke said it’s the low tannins and big juicy fruit flavor of the Zinfandel that makes this combination work. A California Grenache might be good too.

Thin Mints with 2010 Azienda Agricola La Torre Brunello di Montacino

Our luck had to run out eventually, and this proved to be our first miss, even though the Brunello was everyone’s favorite wine on its own. And who doesn’t love a good Thin Mint? But together, they were disastrous. Some tasters reacted more strongly than others: “It makes my tastebuds angry,” Trimble declared, while Mora said the first bite “sent me into sour convulsions.” The overall effect was unpleasantly similar to toothpaste and orange juice.

According to Burke, this is a case of flavor profiles that are too similar to be complementary. “There’s nothing in chocolate that balances wine,” she said. She has found that chocolate works best with port: “It’s a sweet, high-alcohol fortified wine with a lot of complexity and residual sugar that can stand up to the cookie instead of bouncing up against it like a sad, deflated ball.”


The strong mint flavor in the cookie further complicates matters. “It’s not an easy flavor to pair,” Burke admitted. She recommended trying a port or sweet Lambrusco with a Thin Mint. “Or beer. There’s always beer.”

Tagalongs with 2008 Piovesole Amarone Della Valpolicella Classica

One word: blech. This was the only pairing that made both wine and cookie taste worse—the opposite of what you want to happen.


The culprit here may have been the salt in the peanut butter clashing with the high tannins in the otherwise excellent Amarone. “Salt and tannins don’t play nicely together,” Burke said. “Try some bar peanuts and watch how fast they kill your wine. If there’s a lot of tannin in your wine, the salt will find it.” She recommended a sweet ice wine to pair with saltier fare.

So three of the five pairings worked surprisingly well. We found that the cheaper wines ($20-$25 range) worked better with the cookies than the pricier bottles (~$70). There’s a good reason for this, according to Burke. “Cheaper wines tend to have a small amount of residual sugar, as well as softeners like sorbitol and glycerol, while higher-end wines are almost always completely dry,” she said. “The general rule of thumb with pairing wines and desserts is that the wine should be sweeter than the dessert.”


Other possible pairings include matching Lemonades with a crisp, citrusy Prosecco. And Malbecs are a surprisingly good match for several types of Girl Scout cookies. They’re like the Goldilocks of wines: just enough tannin, sugar, and acidity to be really flexible for food pairings.

But when it comes to pairing Thin Mints and Tagalongs, take our advice and stick with milk.

[Check out more cookie-wine pairings in the Los Angeles Times]


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