Earlier today, a hand-addressed envelope found its way onto our desks here at Gawker Media headquarters.


Inside, we found this:

There is a website for sale. Do you have water to sell? Do you want to buy this website? Who is Dale? All questions we each must answer for ourselves.


Anyway, the DOW dropped 500 points today. Have a good evening.

Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com.