Where's the Straight Line Piece for These Tetris Tater Tots?!

Anyone who's spent any amount of time playing Tetris knows how vital the straight line pieces are. And that's why it seems almost absurd that Monarch decided to omit them from its new Tetris-shaped Totris tater tots. In a pinch you could probably use a french fry, but it's just not the same.

That being said, the pieces still easily fit together like an edible puzzle for your plate, and will most likely have no trouble disappearing line-by-line when served to kids—ok, fine, adults too. [Monarch via Neatorama]