Star Trek is full
of quotable sayings and inspiring moments. But there are also some pieces of
dialogue that cross the wrong final frontier. Here are the 10 most
unintentionally hilarious bits of dialogue in all of Star Trek.
10) “I’m
with Starfleet. We don’t lie” — TNG, “Justice”
9) “Storage
compartment? Storage compartment?” — “The Trouble With
Tribbles”
8)
“No Ian, I… I don’t believe I’ve played with puppies.” TNG, “The
Child”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_W7rGC8cLs
7) “You
became sexually aroused in my body!” – Voyager, “Body and Soul”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs
6) “It’s a
faaaaake!” – Deep Space Nine, “In the Pale
Moonlight”
5) “You have to understand, drugs can
make you feel good” – TNG, “Symbiosis”
4) “No more
blah blah blah” – TOS, “Miri”
3) “I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic
chapter in my grandmother’s journal.” — TNG, “Sub Rosa”
2) “Get this
cheese to sickbay” – Voyager, “Learning Curve”
1) “Brain
and brain. What is brain?” — TOS, “Spock’s Brain”
Plus take a drink every time Spock says “orifice”
in Star Trek: The Motion Picture, or
Lt. Ilia talks about her oath of chastity.
Sources: TrekBBS,
Gateworld,
SpaceBattles.
Thanks also to Chris Hsiang, Tammy Lynn Garrison, Matthew Sanborn Smith,
Chester N. Scoville, Osutein, Heather Domin, Marco Palmieri, Terry D. Johnson,
Gillian Smith, Maitri, Sean A. Yoder and everyone else who helped with this.
