Inupathy
I’m not a dog owner. That said, I’ve seen enough of them walking the streets to know that the average pup isn’t what I’d call… stoic; unlike the cats I’ve got at home, these are beasts that let you know what they’re feeling: when they’re guilty, you’ll see it in their eyes. When they’re happy, you’ll see it in their wagging tail. When they’re excited, they’re gonna jump all over you. But if none of that’s obvious enough, you could also spend a cool $250 to buy the Inupathy vest, which brands itself as “the worlds’ first dogs mental visualizer.” Not unlike those cheap mood rings that are kinda coming back in style, the vest uses your pup’s body temperature and heart rate to to sense their “mood,” and turns a different color in kind: red means excited, blue means relaxed, and so on. You could also save the money and, y’know, watch your dog relax for the same effect. If you really wanted.
