Many, many people would like to purchase an iPhone 5. But only a special few are willing to sell these highly inappropriate things in order to afford it. Also, uh, guys? The iPhone 4 is free.
Plasma
Sperm
Both
Basically Every Human Part
Houses
Cars
Pets
Siblings
Sex
Are a lot of these people just joking? Sure! Probably. Hopefully? But either way, people, say it with me now: It's just a phone.