Hey look! Is that an iPhone you're holding? No, no, of course not. Nothing this fat could ever be an Apple product, or even pretend to be one. But it is really cool. Literally.
This fake white iPhone 4 is an air cooler by M.I.C. Gadget. Underneath its massive, easily pierced veneer is a fan and space for a sponge. Wet the sponge a bit and it'll blow cool water vapor your way. It's the original AC. It even charges via USB cable.
Look, you don't have to put on airs, iPhone air cooler. You're three times the size of what you're trying to be. You have a sponge inside you. Chill out, little guy. Just be yourself. Someone out there will like you for what you are on the inside. [M.I.C. Gadget, Thanks, Chris!]