Flypaper
I’ve thought twice about this meandering quarantine-brain-addled ode to flypaper I wrote last year. I feared I’d written a portrait of a woman who’s gone mad. Flypaper assuaged my self-doubt a few months ago, when I can home to a massive housefly infestation.
Thanks to flypaper’s long shelf life and maximum efficiency per roll, I had plenty left over from the blog and woke the next morning to find the ribbons adorned with dead insects. I will plug this invention as long as I live. No matter how many lifetime supply offers the flypaper industry extends me, I will still pay for their outstanding product.
