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A Fleshlight Turned Into an Input Device Lets You Control Your Computer By Fucking It

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Inspired by our own Addy's post on a man and his "love" of robots, the guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about $100ish, and consists of a cap replacement for the Fleshlight, a control box, a rubber tube, and a USB cable. Oh, and an actual sex game to use it with. You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you?

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The end result, after programming the computer to think that this makeshift device is a mouse, is that you can use your wang to simulate having sex with a woman on screen. Of course, it's an incredibly ugly woman with 1995-era graphics, but it corresponds to your penile motions. Is this a revolution in sexual computing? Are we going to see more of these devices in the future? We think yes. [Slashdong (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)]

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@BigDanInTX: Reminds me of an old joke (if this doesnt get me banned, nothing will)...

Adam and Ever were sitting around the Garden of Eden and God came over holding a bag and said, "OK I have a couple of features left over from building you guys, who wants what? I have the ability to Pee While Standing" and immediately Adam pops up and says "ME ME ME, I WANT THAT", so God gives it to him and off Adam goes peeing on trees, etc.... Next God says "Ok Eve, I only have one thing left over, its something called Multiple Orgasms."

Morale of this story: Pee on all the damn trees you want. :)