So, Star Wars: Episode VII may have gotten a title: The Ancient Fear. But, wait! Can we do better than that? I think we can do better than that. Here are a few alternate options, humbly presented for consideration:
Star Wars VII: Galactic Boogaloo
Episode VII: Bad Robots
Episode 7: Tatooine Drift
Star Wars VII: Revenge of TK-421
Star Wars VII: The Holiday Special Part II
Star Wars VII: They Saved Vader's Brain!
Star Wars Into Darkness.
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