Here’s how to win the war with the aliens, for when they come (and they will come). Strap every human with these Roman candle firework miniguns and then start lighting up the entire sky with these fiery bright rockets at the same damn time. It won’t hurt a single one of them but the hope is that it’ll be intimidating enough to scare them off. I mean, look at it go. It looks like a space age weapon!


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