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A tortoise romances a shoe. David Attenborough narrates. You’re welcome.

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There are no words to describe the sight of an oversexed tortoise attempting to make vigorous, insistent, and surprisingly vocal love to a Crocs clog. Unless you’re David Attenborough, who manages the task with impressive ease. [Spotted on Laughing Squid]

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