Unlike the euphemistically entitled USB-powered “personal messager” from GrandTec, the makers of the Matrix Vibe aren’t afraid to bill their gadget for what it is — a full-on USB-powered sex toy:
Your computer can now pleasure you too! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe. All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user’s computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play.”
This is definitely one “peripheral” that might be a little hard to explain next time your laptop bag gets searched at the airport.
