No. I don’t care that it’s based on a 2013 book called Still Star-Crossed. (Sidenote, though: Ugh, really?). I don’t care that it’s coming from Shonda Rhimes and Shondaland. I don’t care about anything other than that this? SHALL NOT STAND.
According to Variety, “The love story follows the conflict between the Capulets and the Montagues in the wake of Romeo and Juliet’s deaths.” And now I will present my own unwanted sequel. It’s to the infamous fanfiction “30 Hs.” Here is “1300 Nos”:
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