If Nintendo really wants to step away from its do-gooder family-friendly reputation, it should license this DrunkenNES homebrew game, which houses a breathalyzer inside a cartridge. Coming to a Wii near you soon!

The various breathalyzer rankings are a must-see. If that kitten thinks she's drunk, she obviously hasn't met this Kat *hic.*

I'm tipping my hat—no, raising my glass!—to you, Batsly Adams. [Batsly Adams via Laughing Squid]