The weather updates coming out of California read like measurement glitches Between 147 miles per hour wind gusts recorded at Mount Lincoln weather station, and a crest height of 37.6 feet on the Russian River, it's looking downright apocalyptic. Batten down the hatches, run the bilge pumps, and hunker down for the storm!
Top image: Satellite image of the storm swamping the west coast. Credit: NASA
Of course, that means everyone is talking about the weather, be it rain on the west coast or snow on the east. You can check out an interactive map of who's talking where here.
Talking about the weather in mainland US. Image credit: Twitter
But that doesn't mean we won't tease you about hiding from the weather:
Read on for more from Dennis Mersereau on The Vane, the weather subsite.