And Lo, the Angel opened the eighth seal and blew the great horn and the stars, which had fallen from the sky, looked up in wide-eyed terror. For from the East came a wild wind and the rivers turned to even grosser blood. And those left on earth screamed and made pee pee for from the cloud which bore lightning came the head of a robot chimp. His eyes shone scarlet and his fur was dark as pitch and those who saw him cried "Oh, what pitiless days these truly are that a robot chimp head borne on a cloud should frighten us so." And there was great weeping and rending of clothes, which always kind of made things a little hot/scary.