Apple, Are You Sure We Don't Need Any More Fart Apps?

"We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don't need any more Fart apps", Steve/Apple says in its App Guidelines. "Above all else, join us in trying to surprise and delight users," they say. Well, watch this.



I rest my case.

Paraphrased from the conclusion of Apple's App Review Guidelines: When it comes to iOS apps, it's hard to imagine any other app that doesn't "show [iPhone and iPad users] their world in innovative ways, and let them interact with it like never before." I'm sure the users will "really respond to [its] polish, both in functionality and user interface." Clearly, developers went "the extra mile" and gave users "more than they expect [taking] them places where they have never been before."

I'm glad Apple gave Fart Studio the seal of approval after denying it the first time, when they submitted it as "Fart Pad". Indeed, it's magical stuff. [Fart Studio]



I fully support a block against fart apps. Develop something else, you sonomonbitches.