Operation “sneak into Microsoft and steal stuff” goes well until your curiosity gets the better of you and you just HAVE to see what Steve Ballmer’s office looks like. Big mistake. The ogre is unleashed.
Ballmer chases you down a hall. You...

• Shoot him. Turn to page 61.
• Try and outrun him. Turn to page 89.
• Turn around and charge at him, vaguely remembering an old show on Animal Planet where you heard something about how the dominant gorilla in a pack never takes shit from nobody. Turn to page 29.