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Apple Won’t Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone

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Poor Kris Rowley. She gets chased by a bear, sacrifices her iPhone to escape, returns days later (armed with a baseball bat) to find her iPhone all chewed up, and now Apple Geniuses don’t believe her story.

Things ended with Rowley buying a new iPhone because Apple doesn’t cover using the phone as a self-defense weapon against bear manglings (especially when Geniuses don’t believe that’s what happened). What I truly can’t believe is that it took me until now to hear about the iPhone’s bear distracting powers, but I applaud Rowely her quick thinking. [CIO]

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