If this is indeed a real job offer packet from Apple, the guy who posted it might not be working at Apple after all. I don't know—call it a hunch.
I'm most interested in that osmosis patch that comes in the packet. Word is that it contains some kind of diluted neurotoxin, developed from Jobs' pheromones. The upshot of which is that it makes you very calm and complacent, which is essential when he's on his yelling sprees.