Meredith Woerner, Author at Gizmodo

The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week

Caught up reenacting your Superman bondage fetish? Don’t worry, we got the best of the week right here. Highlights include evil twins, a NSFW interview with Forbidden Science’s creator, and Terminator details. Man Of Steel, Woman Of Bondage? [NSFW] It’s not looking good for the Man of Steel. Just days after we revealed his racist…

io9 Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

BSG’s Top “What The Frak” Moments So Far

Tonight’s the night people – Battlestar is back! And to help you get ready, we’ve recapped out favorite “What The Frak” moments from Battlestar Galactica past. (The only spoilers are from past episodes.) Remember, these are just our favorite WTF moments, because if you listed them all out, you’d pretty much be reciting everything Baltar…

Television Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Stargate Universe Loads Up On The Boys — And A Baby McKay

The next Stargate crew is slowly coming together, including the boyfriend from Ugly Betty, David Blue. The cast’s descriptions aren’t really putting the “Teen Stargate” rumors to rest, but we’re still intrigued. David Blue (former the lovable ex-boyfriend of Mark from Ugly Betty, pictured above) is playing Eli Wallace. He’s got the brains of a…

Television Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

More Proof That Astronauts Ruin Everything

CG picture Planet 51 flips the first-contact story around, with a human astronaut visiting a xenophobic alien society (burger grilling and all!). But their Alien rip-off dogs are real acid-pissers, as this trailer shows. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) is the voice of Chuck, the lonely astronaut exploring this new alien world, or Planet 51.…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Jericho The Movie Actually Going To Happen

Skeet Ulrich rises from the ashes of Hollywood cancellation, with a big-screen debut for the postapocalytic epic Jericho. Executive producer Jon Turtletaub confirmed the movie is indeed still happening: “We’re developing a feature for Jericho,” Turteltaub explained. “It would not require you to have seen the TV show, but it gets into life after an…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Director Singled Out For Ronald D. Moore’s The Thing Prequel

The Ronald D. Moore-scripted prequel to The Thing is not only starting to roll, but it may be picking up a director. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. (Zien) is in the running to direct RDM’s new movie. But more interesting than that, BD found out that the main character of this…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Wolverine Reshoots: Warning Flag Or Victory Banner?

Rumor has it X-Men Origins: Wolverine is going through extensive, pull-out-all-the-stops re-shoots. Plus, veteran director Richard Donner has been spotted moseying around the set. Is Wolverine getting another pair of eyes? Fox is putting everyone back on set, according to Collider. The whole movie is getting a huge makeover, which is terrifying considering the all…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Find Out Why The Hell Chev Chelios Is Still Alive In Crank 2 Trailer

The number one question on everyone’s mind with Crank 2 is, How the heck is Chev still alive and kicking? This trailer lays it all on the line. Chev (Jason Statham) gets scraped off the ground and thrown into surgery. A mob boss starts harvesting off his organs starting by replacing his big heart with…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 16 '09

Dead Snow Review, Plus Zombie Nazi Endorsements

The US premiere of Dead Snow (Død Snø) is right around the corner at Sundance, but it’s already premiered in Norway, and our io9 correspondent Bjørn was there. First off, who knew that Dead Snow’sNazi zombies were also good at peddling products? Check out this commercial for hot cocoa – undead-Nazi approved! In other news,…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Do You Like Pot And Battlestar Galactica? We Found The Lady For You

With Battlestar Galactica’s hot Adama/Roslin romance coming back, it’s time for love — like this one “cute” girl on Craigslist who’s seeking a boy to get high and watch BSG with. So say we all. Her personal ad reads: so tomorrow night is the premiere and i’m looking for a green friendly partner in crime…

Television Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Sarah Connor Will Haunt Terminator Salvation

Just when you think the robots have finally beaten our favorite crazy-pants heroine, rumors of a Linda Hamilton cameo in Terminator Salvation are circulating again. No man — or robot — can keep her down. At the L.A. stop on the McG Terminator roadshow, the director shared his dream of getting the original Sarah Connor…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

Today on The View, Barbara Walters scolded Edward James Olmos for turning down the role of Captain Picard. And he showed a new BSG clip. Looks like somebody is ready to give up on her crazy pill treatment. Oh, Roslin and Adama are totally like Romeo and Juliet — but not at all. As The…

Television Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

The video of someone who’s never seen Star Wars retelling the movie’s storyline is a laugh-out-loud good time. Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Whoopi’s Mind Travels Back And Forth In Time — Look Out, Baby Hasselbeck

Whoopi’s returned to science fiction, and she’s ready to mess up some people for not believing in her time-traveling drugs. Check out the trailer for Whoopi’s Stream. Whoopi’s spooky webseries Stream has released its trailer, and Whoopi is freakin’ out. The Star Trek alum plays a woman whose mind keeps slipping in and out of…

io9 Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Overload On Live Mystery Science Theater 3000 Right Now

MST3K is coming to MIT — well, at least Trace Beaulieu (Crow T. Robot (KTMA season through season 7) and Joel Hodgson (Joel, natch) are going to be appearing at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology this Saturday from 7 PM to 10 PM and will spend the night “Talking Mystery Science Theater 3000.” Don’t live…

io9 Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Video From Inside Sam Rockwell’s Moon Base

Duncan Jones‘ Moon starring Sam Rockwell as a space miner, has finally released some footage. And it looks just as beautiful and lonely as we predicted. The movie focuses in on a guy putting in his solo work time on a desolate moon, waiting for his time to be up so he can return home…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Crank 2 Poster Delivers Exactly What We Want From Statham

Pain, violence, gross pulsing veins — yep, Crank 2 is delivering all the goods I want from this cracked-out Jason Statham flick. Check out each poster separately below. Chev Chelios is back in Crank 2, kicking ass despite being saddled with a mechanical heart that needs to be pumped up every few moments with electricity.…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 15 '09

Will Smith To Star In McG’s Undersea Adventure?

McG is already starting to put the word out (to the press) that he’s interested in casting science fiction’s most bankable actor in the role for young Nemo in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. https://gizmodo.com/mcg-to-battle-a-baby-giant-squid-as-new-captain-of-20-0-5125509 After the NYC screening for Terminator Salvation, McG apparently got a bit chatty to a group of reporters about his…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 14 '09

Kick Ass Photos Emerge With Old Man Nic Cage

Take a long look at the lives of bloody justice-dealing teen superheroes from Kick-Ass. Adapted from Mark Millar’s comic, Kick Ass is starting to look like it might live up to its title. The story follows NYC high school student Dave Lizewski, who takes his love of comic books to a new level by following…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 14 '09

A One-Eyed Monster Fights The T-1000 In Alien Trespass Trailer

We’ve been excited for the campy Alien Trespass ever since we found out Dan Lauria, R.W. Goodwin (from X-Files) and Terminator’s T-1000 were all working on this alien adventure. Check out the trailer. The film is set in 1957 and shows what happens to the residents of a small California town, when an alien space…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jan 14 '09

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The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week

BSG’s Top “What The Frak” Moments So Far

Stargate Universe Loads Up On The Boys — And A Baby McKay

More Proof That Astronauts Ruin Everything

Jericho The Movie Actually Going To Happen

Director Singled Out For Ronald D. Moore’s The Thing Prequel

Wolverine Reshoots: Warning Flag Or Victory Banner?

Find Out Why The Hell Chev Chelios Is Still Alive In Crank 2 Trailer

Dead Snow Review, Plus Zombie Nazi Endorsements

Do You Like Pot And Battlestar Galactica? We Found The Lady For You

Sarah Connor Will Haunt Terminator Salvation

Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

Whoopi’s Mind Travels Back And Forth In Time — Look Out, Baby Hasselbeck

Overload On Live Mystery Science Theater 3000 Right Now

Video From Inside Sam Rockwell’s Moon Base

Crank 2 Poster Delivers Exactly What We Want From Statham

Will Smith To Star In McG’s Undersea Adventure?

Kick Ass Photos Emerge With Old Man Nic Cage

A One-Eyed Monster Fights The T-1000 In Alien Trespass Trailer

Chernobyl’s Wolf Population Is Now 7 Times Higher Than Before the Disaster

Dell Clears Out 6-in-1 USB-C Docking Station at 80% Off, Now Just $16 on Best Buy

A New But Familiar Villain Is Coming in ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Season 3

Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones (2nd Gen) Hit an All-Time Low, With the White Model Even Cheaper

Amazon Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition Returns to Its Lowest Price Outside Prime Day, and This E-Reader Is Already Selling Fast

‘Welcome to Derry’ Season 2 Is Built Off an Old ‘It’ Storyline

Google TV Streamer 4K Just Got Cheaper Than Its Previous Record Low, No Need for a New Smart TV

‘Hazbin Hotel’ Will Close Its Doors After Five Seasons

Roku Indoor Security Camera 2-Pack Is Basically Buy One, Get One Free at 45% Off on Amazon

AI Is Changing the Way We Predict the Weather. It’s More Perilous Than We Think

Soundcore Space 2 Review: A Shockingly Stellar Value for Budget ANC Wireless Headphones

Anker’s UV Printer Can Handle Almost Anything… If You Know What You’re Doing

HP’s EliteBoard Keyboard-Computer Proves We Can Stick a PC in Anything

Sleep-Tracking Earbuds Didn’t Fix Me, but They Did Open My Eyes

I’ve Tested a Lot of Bad Smart Glasses and These Are the Worst Yet

Roborock’s Qrevo Curv 2 Flow Is the Ultimate Robot Mop—If You Don’t Have Corners or Walls

Alienware’s $350 QD-OLED Gaming Monitor Nixes Everything for a Pretty Screen

Sony Inzone H6 Air Review: A Perfect Case for Open-Back Gaming Headsets

Anker’s EufyMake E1 Finally Brings Printers Out of the Dark Ages

The Soundboks Mix Is Going to Make You the Most Popular Guy at the Park