Yes, you could use a ruler and record your beard length on a piece of paper, but that's no fun. Wouldn't you rather earn the title of Saint Nickly or Amishly instead? [The Beardly via Laughing Squid and High Definite]
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Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!
Presidentially should probably just be called Abe Lincolnly because I don't know any others with that long of a beard.