Though slowly becoming antiquated, the business card is still the easiest way to make a great first impression with a new contact. Your choice of design, fonts, even paper says a lot about you. So imagine the impression you'll leave when you hand someone your contact details laser-etched onto a piece of beef jerky—you'll soar up that corporate ladder.
Available from a website aptly named Meat Cards, the tokens of impending corporate communications will survive and are actually edible for up to a year—perfect for those strategy meetings that stop you from getting lunch. Pricing is apparently completely negotiable, but you can expect a set to run similar to what grocery store beef jerky will run you. And as for flavors, it's up to you to decide if an upcoming merger is teriyaki-worthy or not. [Meat Cards via Taxi]