Bigup to Brent Rose, The Crime-Fighting Tech Writer

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Tech writers often get a rap for being shy wimpy nerds. And, you know, a lot of us are. But not Brent Rose, our space-reporting, booze-hacking, Android-love-espousing, (frequently found cross-dressing) actor-cum-writer from Berkeley, CA. While riding his bike through Prospect Park last night, Brent stopped a group of four jerks from mugging a solitary citizen.

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In exchange for his valor, Brent won a trip to the hospital and an evening in the police station. Brent's a little laid-up, recovering from last night's festivities, or he'd be writing this himself. Since we don't want to disturb his hero-nap, I'll just show you the email he sent last night:

From: Brent Rose brose@gizmodo.com 12:41 AM (8 hours ago)

To: captains

Captains,

I'm going to try for the very short version here. I was riding my bike in the Park around 7 tonight when I saw four dudes beating the shit out of one guy. So I stopped and basically got in between them, trying to defuse the situation. The main asshole (roughly my size) [Ed: Brent is a pretty big dude, for a tech writer] popped me one, and I basically snapped, threw down my bike and wrestled him to the ground. Unfortunately his three asshole buddies jumped in, punching and kicking me in the head and neck (got my face a little, too). Luckily, I was wearing my bike helmet [Ed: Safety first!] or I might not be writing this from home. All in all, I'm okay. They arrested the four assholes, and I had to go to the police station, and then to the hospital for stitches, etc.

So, I'm basically fine: five stitches above my eye, some skin off my elbow, some gnarly bruises on my forehead, and a seriously sore neck. The doctors said I'm probably going to feel like shit for the next few days, which I'm betting is true. So, I'd like to work from home tomorrow, is what I'm saying. Hesh is basically done with the fitmodo video (just had to had some titles, basically), and I'll write it up in the morning. Maybe not first thing in the morning, but it'll be ready by the afternoon.[Ed: He can have the day off.] I've got a couple meetings scheduled for Thursday, but nothing I can't cancel, so depending how I'm feeling (and looking) we'll see about Thursday/Friday. Oh, i also need to make a dentist appointment because I think I chipped a tooth. All this cool? Hope so.

Feel free to pass this on to the rest of the team, I just figured you captain folk should know first.

The fuck is wrong with people?

Fucking coward assholes.

-B

So yeah, objectively speaking, what Brent did was a little stupid: He basically volunteered to be mugged. But you know what, who cares. He's a hero. And in a world where so many of us feel brave enough to take on the world within the confines of the Internet, it's nice to know that some people step up to the plate in meatspace as well.

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So please, don't try this at home, and please join me in wishing Brent Rose a speedy recovery. Oh, and please please please take a lesson from my solitary note on Brent's performance: If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, use your technology: Call the police instead of trying to fight four dudes single-handedly.

PS, Here is the photo Brent took of himself in the ambulance. Feel free to meme it up in the comments.

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Brent Rose

Hey Readers! First off, I want to thank all of you for you kind words, well-wishes, and especially the meme shots. You guys are hilarious. I'm recovering nicely and ultimately, was pretty lucky. I just wanted to clarify a couple bits of the story.

I was riding on my bike and saw the fight start. It didn't matter who was wrong (everyone) or right (no one), it mattered that four guys were beating one guy badly. They'd backed off of him and he was calling for someone to call 911, which I stopped to do. So, yes, I WAS trying to use my technology. Unfortunately, when my phone was out the four guys kept coming back at him. I was just trying to stay between them and calm them down. Then one of them hit me and shit got crazy.

Understand that I don't go looking for fights. I'm a hippie from Berkeley, k? In fact, in 32 years this is my first real fight (if you can call it that) and I hope it's my last. I truly, deeply didn't want to get involved, but I couldn't just stand there and let four guys beat on one who was already hurt. If I were ever in that situation I hope someone would help me, too. And yes, the man was very grateful.

Again, thank you for the support.