Joe Brown

3/8/13

7 Knives You Will Legally Be Able to Take on a Plane

Awwww yeah, those suckers at the TSA are going to let us take knives on planes again. Pocket knives are the best.…

2/27/13

Behold the Ugliest Shoe of All Time

The Air Jordan XX8 (just got 'em in today). Pimped by the mighty Spike Lee. Inspired by James Bond. Bolstered with…

2/25/13

Help Wanted: Editor-in-Chief

After some of the best years of my life, I'm leaving Gizmodo. I love this staff like family, but it's time for me to…

2/1/13

How to Make Mathematically Perfect Nachos

Nachos are the ultimate party food; bad nachos are the ultimate party foul. You know the old sob story: There's a…

1/18/13

Instagram's New Terms of Use, Translated into Plain English

As you probably know, Instagram's new Terms of Use, which stirred up quite an Internet tizzy, kick in tomorrow.…

1/16/13

You Have to Go to Lennaykekua.com Right Now

Masterstroke by Gizmodo Alum "Uncle" Joel Johnson, and that guy Gary He, deposed King of the Internet. I love the…

1/15/13

Roomba Shaming. This Is a Thing, Right?

Roomba has some problems with the apartment. Roomba does not like my dining room table. Roomba has trouble with the…

1/8/13

Activate the Gizmodoscope!

You've seen hints of it over the past couple months: a photograph here and there on Gizmodo that you could click and…

1/6/13

All the Best Stuff from a Mildly Horrible CES Press Event

For better or worse, CES Unveiled is a thing. We actually find it terribly convenient—dozens of gadgetmakers under…

1/6/13

What Is CES?

It's January. You read Twitter and The Blogs and have a vague recollection of every major news outlet in the country…

12/28/12

If I Ever Get Rich, I'm Gonna Buy One of These Grills

My friend Russ designs grills for Kalamazoo Outdoor Gourmet, where the starting price is around ~~$14,000~~ $10,000.…

12/25/12

Amazon Is Selling Stolen iPhones. Merry Christmas!

Gizmodo Twitter friend Ben Dreyfuss. bought his mom an iPhone for Christmas. Ben is a good son! Christmas morning:…

12/18/12

Need Holiday Shopping Help? We're Here to Help—Live

It is officially the time of year when all gear writers start getting emails from friends and family asking what…

12/17/12

Dear Instagram, Please Sell My Photos

Dear Instagram,

12/14/12

There Are Some Technologies We Should Not Have, and Guns Are One of Them

More than a dozen children were just murdered in Connecticut. It's time to take steps toward preventing this sort of…

12/11/12

New Lone Ranger Trailer Looks Dope. That Is All.

Say what you want about the recent Pirates movies (what I want to say isn't fit for pleasant company), the new…

12/6/12

Gifts for the BBQ Fanatic

BBQ devotees come in all forms: Those who meticulously craft the most delectable fire-cooked treats, and those who…

12/3/12

John McAfee Is Carmen Sandiego. Let's Make It Official

Say what you want about John McAfee—that he's crazy, that he's a murderer, that he's a crazy murderer, that he's a…

11/29/12

Even the New York Times Had to Learn Its Way Around Twitter

Let's give the Gray Lady a little credit for being early to the game and unafraid to mix it up with her "hip young…

11/19/12

I just typed this by accident, and it was worth it. [starwares.com]

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