Illustration for article titled Roomba Shaming. This Is a Thing, Right?

Roomba has some problems with the apartment. Roomba does not like my dining room table. Roomba has trouble with the Swiffer, which he (?) mounts and then cannot free himself from—like a copulating wolf. (Wolves do that, right?)


Today Roomba must have cleaned up a puddle of bourbon (it happens), because he's having some trouble driving home. This'll teach him.


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