If a Taser is a bit impersonal for you, put on these Blast Knuckles that pack a 950,000-volt punch up-side the head. The Blast Knuckles Stun Gun is a $69.95 weapon powered by lithium batteries that lets you slam dunk and smack down any miscreant who might try to help him- or herself to your stuff or junk.

Also works like a champ on that lovable yet playfully bloodthirsty dog next door. It's banned in some of the wussier states.


Product Page [Hollywood Gadgets, via Coolest Gadgets]