If I had one of these (which I don't, because firstly, I don't drive and secondly, it doesn't come in Barbie Pink) then I would use it to hunt down the cockroaches in my apartment, thanks to those little LED headlights. If I had cockroaches, that is. Brandon's car mouse will set you back $22, but a can of Raid costs just $5. The other option, nuclear war, is a little more pricey.

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